The ghost poop
a gohst poop is when you feel like you have to take a shit but all that comes out is dry farts.
Aberham lincon log poop
a aberham lincon log poop is a poop so long you have to break it in half with a toilet cleaner to flush.
The super wet poop
the super wet poop is when you poop and its so wet you have to keep on wiping your butt and leave a napkin in between your but and underweare so you dont get shit stains.
THE BLEEDER POOP
this is a poop that is so thick and solid it rips your but hole so much it bleeds.
The omg when will it stop poop
this is when you take a poop that will keep on going and going until you have no more toilet paper left.